I really don't know what to write about anymore. If I had a baby I could write about all the cute, disgusting and funny things that it would do. Amy Brown's blog is good like that, and especially charming because she knows that chimpanzees are not monkeys. They are apes.

The best baby blog by a person who I have never met is the baby blog belonging to Dooce. This girl is smart, talented and hysterically funny. She has the cutest baby and a really nice husband who is also very cute. She has a new kitchen and a stainless steel refrigerator. Wouldn't you just hope at least that she was very overweight or funny looking or had a club foot? Well, if you are that shallow, I'm very sorry for you.