I'm sitting at my desk coughing and blowing my nose every ten seconds because my head is full of snot and all I can do is make little apologetic sounds though my clogged up nose at my coworkers (because after all, they should not have to listen to my disgusting germ-ridden phlegm-noises all day). One of them just turned to me sweetly and said "don't die, Little Nell".

I know he meant Little Nell the Dickens character, but wouldn't it be great if he meant Little Nell the Rocky Horror actress?