Friday, April 04, 2003

The first two in a list of 100 things to do with a colossal squid:

One: Prop it up in your boss's desk chair, with the rubbery head scraping the ceiling and tentacles posed humorously as though typing, answering the phone etc. Best to place it on a Friday night with the door closed.

Two: Toss it over a utility line, like a pair of old sneakers.


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